Microplastics In Me Sticker

For the person who's already accepted that the planet is cooking and they're basically a walking plastic particle at this point. This darkly funny 3.3" x 3.3" die-cut vinyl sticker is the climate crisis equivalent of an inside joke with the whole world. It's the kind of sticker that people buy for other anxious, eco-conscious friends who sometimes laugh about the apocalypse to keep from crying. It hits different when you understand just how much microplastics are actually in everything—which is everyone now. High-quality waterproof vinyl that ironically won't break down for 500 years, making it the most permanent joke about impermanence you can buy.